When you have allergies and you run, phlegm happens. Then you need to spit.
Here are some tips:
- Spit with the wind. So you're not furiously trying to rub away the glob on your shirt while cars pass by.
- Make it a big one. The small stuff doesn't project well.
- Wait until cars and pedestrians to pass. Not all people understand phlegm. Also, mistakes happen.
- Aim for the dirt or grass. I don't want to see yours. You don't want to see mine.
- Slow down. No need to increase your blood pressure.
- Project out, not down. You'll want to miss your shoes.
- Be cool with others spitting. You did it, right?
- Take tissue as backup. It's good for more than when you miss the mark. It's also toilet paper.
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