Sunday, October 29, 2017

DIY Fall Pine Cone Garland


My daughter and I have been collecting pine cones for a while from various places (neighbor's yard and outside the place where we get our oil changed). She loves it! It's like picking up Easter eggs! She's all "Another one! Another one! Another one!"

However, she is not interested in making any pine cone crafts at this point (I've tried a few).  So, I went searching for something do myself. And boom, the fall garland idea was made! I looked at several Pinterest ideas and combined a few together (I couldn't tell you where they all come from; sorry!). Here's how I made it.

Pine Cone Garland Supplies:

  • About 60 pine cones or more (various sizes)
  • Thin jute cord
  • Thick jute cord
  • Scissors
  • 20-30 eye screws (silver or gold) for unopened pine cones
  • Support hooks


1) Collect pine cones (or buy them at a craft store): 
I collected a little over 60 pine cones with my daughter. It's heavy so make sure you have some good supporting hooks to hold yours up. I already had mine installed for other garlands that I've made (Valentine's, Christmas, etc.). I baked mine at 250 degrees for 40 minutes to get rid of bugs. You could also buy them at a craft store, but you can't beat free!

2) Cut the thick jute cord to approximately the length you want:
I left mine long and I doubled the cord so that it's super strong. And I added knots about every 8-9 inches. The knots helped keep the two lengths of cord together, but it also helped me spread my pine cones evenly.


3) Tie the thin jute to the pine cones:
For most pine cones, I weaved the cord through the bottom most layer of each of the pine cones and tied a knot. For the pine cones that haven't opened up, I screwed in an eye screw and then tied the jute to the eye screw. I used about a foot and a half for each pine cone. 



4) Keep at it and store them in a bag as you go:
Pine cones, especially ones you pick up, can get a little messy, storing them in a bag to catch some of the debris and shacking the over a trash can while you work with them can be helpful. 


5) Add them to the thick jute cord:
I added about 10-14 pine cones per 8-9 inches of jute. I just tied them with an overhand bow knot. Once tied, you can slide the knots and the cones closer together. I placed each new pine cone in a gap left between the others already on the garland. Sometimes that gaps are obvious, sometimes they aren't. I just made sure to make my placement and the size of pine cone random. 


6) Once you're done, you can choose to chop off the string for a pine cone only look: 
I've decided to leave the excess string. It looks really neat, almost like tassels or dried pine needles. Don't forget to tie a knot at the end and chop off the extra jute. 


7) Hang it on your mantel or above a door and enjoy:



Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Craft: Valentine's Day Banner







Listen: PB&J

Jim and Pam

I miss the hay day of The Office and especially Pam Beasley and Jim Halpert.

Here's my song:

I want to know the best yogurt for you
I want to win basketball games for you
I want to share ear buds at night with you
I want to be more than best friends with you

Chorus
We go together like a pb and j
I'll say forever, I ove-lay ou-yay

Absolutely, I do
I do too

I want to spend all of my breaks with you
I want to make the world move for you
I want to walk over hot coals for you
I want to share all secrets with you

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Let’s buy a little fabric softener
Sleep at a beet farm with no in-door water

Let’s take naps in the warehouse
Play Jinx and be as quiet as a mouse

Let’s run a 5k for rabies
And make lot's of babies

(Chorus)

Exercise: Tips for Socially Acceptable Spitting


When you have allergies and you run, phlegm happens. Then you need to spit.

Here are some tips:
  • Spit with the wind. So you're not furiously trying to rub away the glob on your shirt while cars pass by.
  • Make it a big one. The small stuff doesn't project well.
  • Wait until cars and pedestrians to pass. Not all people understand phlegm. Also, mistakes happen.
  • Aim for the dirt or grass. I don't want to see yours. You don't want to see mine.
  • Slow down. No need to increase your blood pressure.
  • Project out, not down. You'll want to miss your shoes.
  • Be cool with others spitting. You did it, right?
  • Take tissue as backup. It's good for more than when you miss the mark. It's also toilet paper.

Pregnancy: GF Food For Morning Sickness

Tell it sister

Here's how I survived the first few months. It's not pretty. I'm glad I'm over most of it.

Food and food practices that weren't rejected during morning sickness.
  • plain corn tortillas
  • plain rice cakes
  • plain rice
  • plain quinoa
  • plain potato chips (potatoes, olive oil, and salt)
  • plain potatoes
  • meat (low fat)
  • plain oatmeal
  • 2 or 3 leaves of spinach in combinations with the above foods
  • apples
  • small berries
  • GF granola bars
  • peppermint candy
  • apple juice
  • carrots (like 3 babies)
  • celery (like same amount as carrots)
  • tomatoes (1 slice)
  • pickles (as many as possible)
  • GF crackers
  • fruit pop-sickles
  • sorbet
  • eating small meals frequently
  • never waiting until hunger to eat
  • drinking 30 minutes after eating
  • running helped

The rejects
  • anything with fiber (squash, Brussels sprouts, etc)
  • lettuce and other leafy greens
  • avocados
  • hot sauce
  • foods with after taste
  • too much sugar
  • bananas
  • too many spices (like I had to reduce spices by about 4 times or leave them out)
  • restaurant food
  • fish (only when experiencing nasal headaches)
  • too much water
  • too little water
  • too much food
  • too little food
  • in-frequent feeding
  • not eating immediately (I say again, "immediately") after waking 
  • drinking while eating
  • drinking before eating
Cravings
  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What are those?

Not really...

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Flagstone Patio DIY Instructions

Introduction:

During the summer of 2016, my wife and I decided to create a flagstone patio for our back porch. After several hours of research, design, and work, we created the patio as seen below in figure 1. The final product was a 200 square foot limestone patio with a base of granite gravel, a layer of sand, and the joints filled in with crushed granite. The total cost of materials was right at $1,000, and the time spent on the project was 3 weeks. I wrote the following set of instructions to provide readers with a step-by-step guide to follow in case you want to build something similar. I should note that I have no background in building patios; my degrees are in technical writing, not engineering or landscape architecture. As always when doing home projects on your own, you should do your own research and consult with local experts to ensure that your patio is guided by professionals.

Figure 1: Finished Patio

1) Research patios.

There are several types of patios. Here are some basic differences, based on materials:
  • The foundation is either on sand (dry-laid) or on a concrete foundation (wet-laid). We decided on a dry-laid foundation, since we don't have a current concrete foundation. 
  • The patio can consist of concrete pavers or flagstone. We chose flagstone because it is prettier, but much more complicated to level and design. It added a significant amount of time to our project.
  • The joints can be filled with sand, crushed granite, jointing sand, or concrete. We chose crushed granite since we wanted it to be heavier and stronger than sand, but not as permanent as jointing sand or concrete.
Remember that each of these types has its strengths and weaknesses. For example, concrete pavers are easier to level, but not as attractive. Or sand is easier to work with into joints, but can be easily moved by ants. For more help with researching patios, there are dozens of types of DIY (do-it-yourself) instructions for building patios and explaining these strengths and weaknesses. We relied heavily on The Home Depot's excellent guide (their materials list is extremely helpful) and several hits that came up in Google. 

The most important part of researching was finding someone that we trusted to help us. My wife and I visited three local landscape companies and stone masonry supply stores. The first two were unhelpful, but we found a company owned by a woman named Cindy who has been selling stone and building patios for a number of years. She was most helpful in providing us with materials, delivery, and information. Having a professional's phone number became important at several moments in our project.

2) Purchase materials.

We decided on a 200 sq. ft. patio. I wanted less; my wife wanted more. So we compromised. We ended up purchasing:
  • 2 tons of limestone flagstone (one full pallet and part of another). See figure 2. The thickness of each stone varied from half and inch to nearly 2 inches, and total, we had 250 pieces to work with. We tried to use the thickest pieces possible, and we ended up using 200 of the best pieces.
  • 1 cubic yard (27 square feet) of base material and 1.5 cubic yards of sand. All together, this provided a three inch foundation for our 200 square foot patio. 
  • 200 square feet of landscape fabric to help with weed prevention.
  • 1 can of flagstone sealer.
  • 40 feet of metal edging and stakes.
All of these supplies were delivered for $150. We didn't have a truck, so the company placed all the materials on our front driveway.

We also had to buy several tools, such as a hand edger (described below), shovels, a tamper, and a four foot level.


Figure 2: Purchasing Materials from a Local Masonry Supply Store


3) Outline your patio.

This is a fun step. Using something that is flexible (string, a garden hose, or a metal border), draw a rough draft of your patio. Remember that it needs to have about a 1 degree drop to ensure proper drainage during heavy storms. My ground was already at a 2-3 degree slope, so I didn't have much to worry about. A four foot level helps immensely.

Figure 3: Outline of Patio

4) Look underground.

Ensure that you haven't blocked access to underground utilities, such as electrical, gas, or sprinkler lines. We had to cap one of our sprinkler heads with a PVC cap, and we re-positioned another so that it didn't water our patio.

5) Excavate the soil.

Most people recommend digging down multiple inches, as few as 3 to as high as 12. A good median is around 8 inches, 3 for a base and 3 inches for sand, and a couple of inches for the stones. Two factors decide how deep you should go: drainage and freezing. We live close to a desert in Texas, where the average rainfall is about 20 inches, and the average low in January is still above freezing. Because we don't receive huge amounts of rainfall or significant deep freezes, we decided on excavating approximately 4 inches. We ordered 1 yard of a base layer of granite gravel, and 1.5 yards of a sand layer. When spread over the 200 sq. ft., the base and sand layers equaled 3 inches of depth. This depth is much less than the average, but we also talked with a local company that creates flagstone patios, and this is what they recommended, as well. With the average flagstone being about 1 to 1.5 inches deep, we excavated just enough so that the patio was level with our 4 inch metal edging.

I recommend renting a sod cutter from The Home Depot. For under $100 for a day, you can have a machine that excavates the top layer at a maximum depth of 2.5 inches. If you use a sod cutter, be aware that you'll need a truck to haul it, and you'll need some friends who are strong; the machine weighs 300 pounds.When we decided to rent a cutter, the machine was broken, so we decided to excavate the sod by hand using a hand edger. It took several days, and I hurt my foot pushing this tool into the soil over and over again. But all in all, it was worth it. The edger went 4 inches deep, rather than 2.5.

After excavating, be sure to level the soil with a rake. Then, tamp down the soil with a tamper.

Figure 4: Excavating the Soil 

6) Lay the foundation.

Begin by installing the edging. We used metal edging, purchased from The Home Depot. We wanted something that was flexible, since we wanted several curves to our patio. We used metal stakes and a hammer to lock each edging piece into place.

Then, we laid the fabric on top of the soil, and we dumped three layers of rock and sand: 1) We dumped over an inch of crushed granite for the base layer on top of the fabric. See figure 5. Then, we cut the fabric to shape and tamped down the granite. After the granite, 2) we placed about an inch of sand on top of the granite and tamped it down and watered it heavily. Then, 3) we placed another inch of sand on top of the first layer (no tamping!). All the rocks have uneven sections on the base, so the final loose layer helps ensure that all the crevices are filled with sand. All of this step took about 1 full day.

Figure 5: Installing the Foundation

7) Lay the flagstones.

For us, this was by far the most difficult part and the most time-consuming step. We did this project during the summer, when daytime temps were hitting over 100 degrees, so we could only work in the late evening from around 6 to 9. It took us over a week to lay and level all the stones.

I took this part in two stages: 1) I would piece together a small section of about 10 stones, and then 2) I would install each one individually. The most tedious aspect was trying to level each stone. Each stone has to be leveled with all the stones around it; it has to not rock or move when weight is applied; and it has to have a drop of at least 1 degree (our patio has about a 2-3 degree drop) for rain run-off. All of this meant that some parts of the patio are not perfectly level. I was somewhat OCD about each stone at times, which is partly why it took so long. Even then, my wife still found places that were not quite level. Use a rubber mallet to hit each corner of the stone to make sure it is level. I found that placing a bit of dry sand on the stone helped me determine if the stone was level: the more the sand shook and bounced with a hit of the rubber mallet, the less stable it was. It also helps to wet the sand a bit so that it holds its shape better. Use the handle of the mallet to pack wet sand around all the exposed edges to make sure it is stable. Then, move on to the next piece.
Figure 6: Nearly Halfway Done
My best advice is to start in one corner and work outward, using the larger pieces toward the edges for better stability. At times, I would mistakenly start to enclose sections (seen in the upper left of figure 6), and it would be nearly impossible to find pieces that correctly fit in a pre-defined area. The more sides you leave yourself open (always leave 2 sides open), the easier it is to work with the stones.

Leave as much or as little space between the pavers as you want. I wanted a more compact look, so I had anywhere from no space to up to an inch in places.

I didn't have much luck chipping the rocks with a hammer. I could chip small pieces off to shape the rocks that didn't quite fit, but I had no luck with breaking large sections off of big stones. The limestone lays horizontally, so each chip would break a top or bottom layer off, but never both. For chipping, use the corner of the hammer, and lightly tap to break.

Figure 7: Almost Finished!


Step 8: Place crushed gravel between the joints.

My wife and I debated and researched the different types of jointing materials for quite some time. We initially planned on sand, because we had an abundance of it already, and we liked how easy it was to work with. Later, we nearly used polymer jointing sand (which is a sand with glue) to hold it together; the reviews are usually polarizing - some say it works well to as a type of near-concrete, and others say it was the worst decision they made. The other option is concrete. We never selected concrete since it will crack as the stones shift during freezes and rains. We eventually chose crushed granite because we wanted something in-between the light weight of the sand and the permanency of the jointing sand/concrete. I'm happy with the choice. It bonds well when watered, and it made the patio quite stable.

We placed most of the larger pieces of granite at the base of the joints, and then filled in the top with the smaller particles by moving it around with a broom. Make sure to water it to settle the granite.

Conclusion:

We are very pleased with the final result. See figure 1 at the top of the article. We've already used our ping pong table on the patio several times, and we grilled out chicken and hamburgers with some friends within a week of finishing. It is still settling, but I'm quite happy with the final result. Also, we still need to seal the stone, but we are waiting for a big rain to help settle the base layers and clean off the stone. And during July in Texas, it never rains, so we may be waiting for a while.

Oh, and it pays to have good help. Her official title was Apprentice Holder, Unpaid Internship. See figure 8.

Figure 8: Helpers





Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Pregnancy: Leave of Absence

Baby at 20 Weeks
I'm back. I apologize for taking leave since, well, it looks like December 19, 2013. But really it was a few months earlier when I stopped blogging. I had several blogs in a row scheduled to go out automatically.

Here's the reason for my departure: I stopped blogging because I was feeling a little out of control. And I hate being out of control.

I pride myself on being a hard worker. Usually hard work, and nothing but hard work, creates success for me. I may not be the most brilliant or talented one in the room, but I do the research, ask questions, and complete work while following the rules and recommendations of others. In school, especially college, I was always the group leader. I knew how to get that A even if someone got sick or someone wasn't a great presenter. I'd take on the work of several people to get us to the finish line. Nothing could stand in my way (or our way in terms of the group). I had a plan for success.

I had anything but success for about three years while my husband and I tried for kids on our own. I had a second very early miscarriage, we lost two grandparents all in the span of one year, and we had a personal crisis in terms of the direction our lives were going.  And that's when I stopped blogging. We needed to regroup.

Below is my husband's poem on the matter that I think encapsulates all the emotions we were feeling.

Atonement

Last week, three students presented their reports on teen pregnancies.
I heard that they are out of control
Babies having babies
And we should keep it in our pants, one guy says.
Blame sex education, a girl says.
The statistics are ridiculously high, says a third.

You want statistics?
Make love to a cup
And spill 15 million sperm
When the norm is 60-200 million.
Track basal body temperature
And pull apart the mucus
Stringing it out like eggs
Peeing on sticks
To find
28.2 day cycles
Ovulation on day 14.
Have sex on demand
For 33 months
Take a whole bottle of zinc pills
And choke down the giant folic acids.
Try not to read the local hospital advertisement
“Delivering precious cargo”
Transforming a baby into a technological artifact;
Place the order and wait
The package will arrive
As scheduled.
Write an email to your parents
And type out “miscarriage” in the subject line
The package was dropped.
Name it Bill. John. Ava.
Does it matter?
I called her Lucy.
That’s my favorite.
And I always wanted a girl.
Hear the churchgoers say “relax”
Learn yoga.
Renovate a bathroom.
Pretend that you don’t have an empty bedroom
And a crib in the attic.
Visit my sisters
And my four nephews and one niece.
It feels like more
And more on the way.
Everyone calls them blessings
From the Lord.
Gifts bestowed on all
The obese couple at the basketball game
The divorced couple down the street
The student athlete’s girlfriend puking in the bathroom.
Read the scripture:
What father would give bad gifts to his children?
And invert it.
What father would deny me the gift of being a father?

Look, now, at the red lump of tissue
Sunk to the bottom of the toilet bowl
The life-giving blood
Dead. Or dying.
I touched it with a straw to be sure
Trying to draw Lucy back to me.
Feel my wife grabbing me,
Pulling me close as we were atoned
Before the sun was even awake.

Moving Forward

I hate to dwell on that period of time too much. We had three years of dwelling and we still worry more than we should when the days get tough or we take another medical test. Now, I want to focus on the fact that we're pregnant. We've been blessed with a little one who is currently growing in my tummy as I type (see the latest sonogram above). Baby G is due October 12, 2015. We had some wonderful help from the folks at the Fertility Center in San Antonio. If we had known making a baby was that easy (relatively speaking), we might have seen them a year earlier (although I'm sure everything worked out the way God wants it to be). They are world renown. I highly recommend them! Let me know if you want their contact information.

In the beginning there was...sound. Baby G is currently learning to hear. We're playing music, talking, and reading books to baby G. She's also been kicking up a storm. She loves movement, so when I'm not moving, she is. And sometimes she wants to move with me. I think she likes doing dishes, which is great. She can help later on. :) And, if you haven't gathered, Baby G is a girl. We're start finalizing names. It's exciting times!

Also, I'm going to start blogging again regularly. Some of it will be about being pregnant and others about my Allergic to Sitting hobbies and ideas like before. My creative juices are flowing, and I'm ready to share.

Welcome if you are new to my blog, thank you all for giving me another chance to share with you if you're an old fan, and also bless you for being supportive if you knew of our struggles.

God bless!
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