Sunday, October 29, 2017

DIY Fall Pine Cone Garland


My daughter and I have been collecting pine cones for a while from various places (neighbor's yard and outside the place where we get our oil changed). She loves it! It's like picking up Easter eggs! She's all "Another one! Another one! Another one!"

However, she is not interested in making any pine cone crafts at this point (I've tried a few).  So, I went searching for something do myself. And boom, the fall garland idea was made! I looked at several Pinterest ideas and combined a few together (I couldn't tell you where they all come from; sorry!). Here's how I made it.

Pine Cone Garland Supplies:

  • About 60 pine cones or more (various sizes)
  • Thin jute cord
  • Thick jute cord
  • Scissors
  • 20-30 eye screws (silver or gold) for unopened pine cones
  • Support hooks


1) Collect pine cones (or buy them at a craft store): 
I collected a little over 60 pine cones with my daughter. It's heavy so make sure you have some good supporting hooks to hold yours up. I already had mine installed for other garlands that I've made (Valentine's, Christmas, etc.). I baked mine at 250 degrees for 40 minutes to get rid of bugs. You could also buy them at a craft store, but you can't beat free!

2) Cut the thick jute cord to approximately the length you want:
I left mine long and I doubled the cord so that it's super strong. And I added knots about every 8-9 inches. The knots helped keep the two lengths of cord together, but it also helped me spread my pine cones evenly.


3) Tie the thin jute to the pine cones:
For most pine cones, I weaved the cord through the bottom most layer of each of the pine cones and tied a knot. For the pine cones that haven't opened up, I screwed in an eye screw and then tied the jute to the eye screw. I used about a foot and a half for each pine cone. 



4) Keep at it and store them in a bag as you go:
Pine cones, especially ones you pick up, can get a little messy, storing them in a bag to catch some of the debris and shacking the over a trash can while you work with them can be helpful. 


5) Add them to the thick jute cord:
I added about 10-14 pine cones per 8-9 inches of jute. I just tied them with an overhand bow knot. Once tied, you can slide the knots and the cones closer together. I placed each new pine cone in a gap left between the others already on the garland. Sometimes that gaps are obvious, sometimes they aren't. I just made sure to make my placement and the size of pine cone random. 


6) Once you're done, you can choose to chop off the string for a pine cone only look: 
I've decided to leave the excess string. It looks really neat, almost like tassels or dried pine needles. Don't forget to tie a knot at the end and chop off the extra jute. 


7) Hang it on your mantel or above a door and enjoy:



Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Craft: Valentine's Day Banner







Listen: PB&J

Jim and Pam

I miss the hay day of The Office and especially Pam Beasley and Jim Halpert.

Here's my song:

I want to know the best yogurt for you
I want to win basketball games for you
I want to share ear buds at night with you
I want to be more than best friends with you

Chorus
We go together like a pb and j
I'll say forever, I ove-lay ou-yay

Absolutely, I do
I do too

I want to spend all of my breaks with you
I want to make the world move for you
I want to walk over hot coals for you
I want to share all secrets with you

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Let’s buy a little fabric softener
Sleep at a beet farm with no in-door water

Let’s take naps in the warehouse
Play Jinx and be as quiet as a mouse

Let’s run a 5k for rabies
And make lot's of babies

(Chorus)

Exercise: Tips for Socially Acceptable Spitting


When you have allergies and you run, phlegm happens. Then you need to spit.

Here are some tips:
  • Spit with the wind. So you're not furiously trying to rub away the glob on your shirt while cars pass by.
  • Make it a big one. The small stuff doesn't project well.
  • Wait until cars and pedestrians to pass. Not all people understand phlegm. Also, mistakes happen.
  • Aim for the dirt or grass. I don't want to see yours. You don't want to see mine.
  • Slow down. No need to increase your blood pressure.
  • Project out, not down. You'll want to miss your shoes.
  • Be cool with others spitting. You did it, right?
  • Take tissue as backup. It's good for more than when you miss the mark. It's also toilet paper.

Pregnancy: GF Food For Morning Sickness

Tell it sister

Here's how I survived the first few months. It's not pretty. I'm glad I'm over most of it.

Food and food practices that weren't rejected during morning sickness.
  • plain corn tortillas
  • plain rice cakes
  • plain rice
  • plain quinoa
  • plain potato chips (potatoes, olive oil, and salt)
  • plain potatoes
  • meat (low fat)
  • plain oatmeal
  • 2 or 3 leaves of spinach in combinations with the above foods
  • apples
  • small berries
  • GF granola bars
  • peppermint candy
  • apple juice
  • carrots (like 3 babies)
  • celery (like same amount as carrots)
  • tomatoes (1 slice)
  • pickles (as many as possible)
  • GF crackers
  • fruit pop-sickles
  • sorbet
  • eating small meals frequently
  • never waiting until hunger to eat
  • drinking 30 minutes after eating
  • running helped

The rejects
  • anything with fiber (squash, Brussels sprouts, etc)
  • lettuce and other leafy greens
  • avocados
  • hot sauce
  • foods with after taste
  • too much sugar
  • bananas
  • too many spices (like I had to reduce spices by about 4 times or leave them out)
  • restaurant food
  • fish (only when experiencing nasal headaches)
  • too much water
  • too little water
  • too much food
  • too little food
  • in-frequent feeding
  • not eating immediately (I say again, "immediately") after waking 
  • drinking while eating
  • drinking before eating
Cravings
  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What are those?

Not really...
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