Thursday, August 4, 2011

5K Tour de Texas

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This September marks the return of Kevin and Katherine to the racing scene after a much needed hiatus from marathon training. Please, if you come, take pictures only before and after the races, otherwise the flashes might distract us from our task at hand. If you bring flowers, make them be pink and odoriferous. Clap only when we're done. By the end of the season will be selling autographed sweat bands (sweat included) and snotty Kleenexes (snot included) to raise money for allergic to sitting research, which may or may not go to a down payment on a cabin in the mountains. Please give freely. :)

Races currently scheduled to be attended (by us) are as follows:

More than likely there will be t-shirts aplenty, medals to be won (not necessarily by us), and Gatorade to be had.

In the meantime, I'd like to share the following Haiku in honor of my former Slam Poetry days (which a friend reminded me of recently on Facebook). Not that I ever read aloud, or was very good at poetry, but I was very inspired by those who did and were.



Gut Rot

Piff on you, you milk
From cows that turns to gut rot
Goat milk is my friend

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